Required premise. The “lounges” of Felsine football are jewels of composure, refinement, aplomb. In some cases due to natural competence and calm analysis ability – see The Inflated Balloon live of Alberto Bortolotti – they would even make shoes to Pardo and to DS. In short, the rules of engagement, of just distancing, of moral rigor, even if there is Juve, albeit with a little itchy feet, are always there. Indeed, twenty minutes of the game pass and a Football only, on ETV, the presenter Sabrina Orlandi, pythoned for the occasion, she is still comfortable on the stool to “comment” on the game actions. Beside her, sweat is suffer like a husband waiting in front of the delivery room, Pepé Anaclerio, former rossoblù long dressed up as a mascot, eternal faith even in the face of demotion in the Amateur championship. Then again, to the left, Jack Bonora, historical pleasure flag of local radio and TV with the Bolognese attitude to lasagna lunch and dinner. Finally, the hoary and elderly “lawyer“Of which we forget without wanting the name.
We were talking about the twentieth minute, or rather the 23rd. L’penalty area of Bologna, on the corner of Juve, is the usual fuss of elbow, insults, floating droplets of coronavirus, iron clubs. The rossoblù Denswil pull for about half a second on the black and white shirt De Ligt with such devastating force as to make stagger the huge Juventus defender who in the next ten minutes reaches out, stumbles, caracolla, lifeless landslide, destroyed, upset, probably ready for hospitalization in an ambulance. Being young and debutant in the Italian De Ligt championship, however, he does not know that during the Bologna-Juventus of the last half century in the Bologna area there is always the Olympic dives to match the peaks of Klaus Dibiasis. In short, it was enough to simulate a little better. At least crumpling on Denswil. Let the referee immediately understand that it’s time for that thing there.
So much so that the race director, none other than Gianluca Rocchi, one who searches for Google makes appear in the first lines “Gianluca Rocchi Juventus”, not even notice. So suddenly when Rocchi is already killing the field, he makes the sign of the square. In short, they are “diabetic birds” at the Mihajlovic house. The diligent Var Room unequivocal sentence, even if De Ligt and Denswil had downloaded the Immuni app. It is rigor, indeed “rigorino“.
In the tv lounge of Football only However the frost falls. Which is then only the engine that heats up. Heads bowed, swinging necks, very serious looks. Simultaneously on Telesanterno, where Bortolotti is directing the traffic de The Inflated Balloon, pretends to be the same nonchalantly. Among his guests there are those who ask to be able to see from other angles the contact “because you can’t understand it”. Tergiversano, postpone, make run. Bortolotti already throws it on the propitious next action in the Bologna attack where “Szczesny is going to the pistol area (in English: going for butterflies, ed).
In short, in the living rooms you pretend indifference, but the ghost of the “rigorino” hovers left like the bulletin of the Civil protection of the 18. Time then that De Sciglio enters with the hammer foot on the right foot of the rossoblù Barrow in the Juventus penalty area, and that Rocchi does not even need the help of the Var diving judges to say that “no, I only blow the penalty if I see the shank and fibula shattered” (Boskov has nothing to do with it here). Football only and company open up dances on the epic recurrent and annoying of the “rigorino”. “If Juve played without Rocchi it was better”. “It’s a team of phenomena helped by the referees.” Jack Bonora even sentences: “Given that in my career I will never see Bologna win a league title, but as a fan-reporter I have never felt so harassed, so slapped as against Juventus “.
Finally, the casket of the amarcord opens “Rubentus“. With the circus performance, as if it were a trophy of the eternal conspiracy, of the famous episode of 2003 when Zambrotta he decided to match Dibiasis and the Bologna players invited him to apologize to the referee Paparesta but he arrived Nedved to decide also for the referee who was penalty. All this, however, always declaimed with natural detachment, without swearing, with good-natured tranquility, even elbowing herself with laughter. Because anger and anger are not stuff for Bolognese who love football. Looking forward to the next “rigorino” in 2021 …